The Physical Data Vault
Your most important files — a will, deed, (not a seed phrase!), family archive — encoded into physical books of QR codes that survive when drives fail, clouds vanish, and the internet goes dark.
Split a file into 3 encrypted shards using Shamir's Secret Sharing. Give one book to each kid. Any 2 of 3 can reconstruct the original. No single book reveals anything on its own.